COPS America vs COPS London

I was watching COPS and they had a special edition where they were in London. I thought it might be cool, cause, you know its London. Plus, in the opener, they're showing car chases, riots with people beating riot cops with a bat, and all sorts of cool stuff like that. The following is a list of why COPS London is better than COPS America:

White Trash - They have it in London too; people getting arrested without their shirts, guys beating up their mothers over a pack of cigarettes. Only the difference is this. They have cool accents.

Riots - There was a riot going on and the cops aren't armed like they are in America. This puts the odds to the side carrying bricks and molotov cocktails, which makes for a WAY better fight.

Flaming people - When said molotov cocktails are thrown at police, police begin running and screaming while on fire.

Cool accents - cool accents

What Can Come Out Your Nose

My college roommate was a pretty funny guy and he had this habit of waiting until i put beverages and sometimes food in my mouth before he would deliver a punchline. It became almost a contest, each time trying to get something new to come out. Here is an abridged version of things he has made come out of my nose. This is by no means a complete list, as I probably could not name everything he has successfully made come out my nose, but here is a start... And if any of my college friends can think of anything else you have witnessed, please feel free to add it.

• Milk
• Chocolate Milk
• various sodas
• ice cream
• Chili - yeah, i know
• Jello - actually hurts
• Jello with bananas - hurts WAY more
• slushy
• hot coffee
• a small chunk of ice (this actually became lodged in my nose, and dripped out as it melted)
• snow - actually, he made that go up my nose
• listerine

and the most recent event that inspired me to write this blog

• potato chips

I think what hurt the most was hot coffee and listerine. The listerine was actually quite impressive because he wasn't there. I was gargaling one morning and i thought of a joke he told the night before about gargaling sand and it made me laugh.

Price is Right vs Drunk

**Edit** This was my first edition of 'A' vs 'B' and this little post actually earned me a feature on http://www.collegehumor.com/. So here it is, the first installment of...

Things people do if they are on the Price is Right or if they are drunk.

• They scream randomly and obnoxiously if you mention their name or where they are from.


• They make really stupid decisions that, as an observer you know are stupid, but in the same situation you know you'd do the same things.


• They hug and profess their love to anyone who is giving them something free.


• It's not as fun without the games.


• They kiss people they wouldn't normally kiss.


• They're not allowed to drive the cars.


• They don't have a great concept of how expensive things are.


• They oggle attractive women.


• Their friends cheer them on.


• They get excited over really, really trivial things. Like dinette sets.


• Bob Barker is there egging you on.