Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Price is Right vs Drunk

**Edit** This was my first edition of 'A' vs 'B' and this little post actually earned me a feature on http://www.collegehumor.com/. So here it is, the first installment of...


Things people do if they are on the Price is Right or if they are drunk.

  • They scream randomly and obnoxiously if you mention their name or where they are from.

  • They make really stupid decisions that, as an observer you know are stupid, but in the same situation you know you'd do the same things.

  • They hug and profess their love to anyone who is giving them something free.

  • It's not as fun without the games.

  • They kiss people they wouldn't normally kiss.

  • They're not allowed to drive the cars.

  • They don't have a great concept of how expensive things are.

  • They oggle attractive women.

  • Their friends cheer them on.

  • They get excited over really, really trivial things. Like dinette sets.

  • Bob Barker is there egging you on.

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I grew up in the country with my nearest neighbor being almost a mile away. I was also the youngest in the family and the only boy. Growing up, I didn't have a lot of "playmates" so I found ways of entertaining myself. I could go outside on a nice fall Saturday (or frigid Iowa winter) and not come in until dark. My childhood is what cultivated my active imagination, or "specialness" as my mom always called it.