My college roommate was a pretty funny guy and he had this habit of waiting until i put beverages and sometimes food in my mouth before he would deliver a punchline. It became almost a contest, each time trying to get something new to come out. Here is an abridged version of things he has made come out of my nose. This is by no means a complete list, as I probably could not name everything he has successfully made come out my nose, but here is a start... And if any of my college friends can think of anything else you have witnessed, please feel free to add it.
- Milk
- Chocolate Milk
- various sodas
- ice cream
- Chili - yeah, i know
- Jello - actually hurts
- Jello with bananas - hurts WAY more
- slushy
- hot coffee
- a small chunk of ice (this actually became lodged in my nose, and dripped out as it melted)
- snow - actually, he made that go up my nose
- listerine
and the most recent event that inspired me to write this blog
I think what hurt the most was hot coffee and listerine. The listerine was actually quite impressive because he wasn't there. I was gargaling one morning and i thought of a joke he told the night before about gargaling sand and it made me laugh.
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